I meant to get to this post yesterday as that’s well, when the story came out…however my cell phone tends to agree with Bernanke that 
things are looking up because it’s been going nutts recently…today was even worse (umm, errr - Better!), but I had to get this in.
In a widely circulated story, Barack Obama was apparently misquoted. Leading publications state that he said, “Wait a minute now, I didn’t authorize attacks on the Pirates, I authorized a tax on the pirates.”